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An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and…..

Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?
Student:  Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.

Prof:  My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
Student is silent.

Prof:  You can’t answer, can you?
Let’s start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student:  Yes.

Prof:  Is Satan good?
Student:  No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student:  From…God…

Prof:  That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:  Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:  Yes.

Prof:
Student does not answer.

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student:  Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?
Student:  No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:  No, sir.

Prof:  Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:  No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof:  Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:  Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:  Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:  Yes Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Now the student said can I ask something to you Professor.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student:  Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:  Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student:  You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light… But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof:  So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:  Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:  If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student:  Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof:  I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:  That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. .

WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS?

This is a true story, and the student was none other than

DR. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam , Former President of India.

Hansa and Praful ki class

d ECIDE
Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansa … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na … “A side” — “B side” … toa “C-side” … “D- side” —> “Decide”

Mature
Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….

alphabet
hansa: praful alphabet matlab

praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?

hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset
Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab ???

Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai …. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … “Eee Sethh … ” … Asset ..

Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??

Prafful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-End.. Depend

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)

MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA

elastic
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

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जब भी हम पहली बार किसी से मिलते है तो

जब भी हम पहली बार किसी से मिलते है तो क्या करते है, बहुत आसान है – जब भी हम
किसी से पहली बार मिलते है तो सबसे पहले हम उसको हेल्लो कहते है और उसके बारे
मैं कुछ पूछते है – की वो कौन है, क्या है, क्या करते है, कहा रहते है, जहा थक
हमे थिक लगता है हम ये सब तो जानने की कोशिश करते ही है, सभी बहुत व्यस्त होते
है अपने वर्क को लेकर और ये सभी के लिए बहुत जरुरी भी है Job is First,

हमने आपको ये मेल इस लिए नही भेजा है की आप इसको रीड करे और डिलीट कर दे, या
रीड ही ना करे| मगर हां अगर इस मेल को रीड करने से आपकी खूबसूरत सी ज़िंदगी मैं
थोडी सी खुशिया आती है या आप खुश होते हो तो समझ लेना की हमारा मेल करने का
मकसद पुरा हुआ, हम इस मेल मैं आप सभी को ये पूछना चाहते है जो कभी ना कभी सभी
के साथ हुआ होगा या होगा….

ज़िंदगी बहुत अनमोल है इसको व्यर्थ नही गबाना चाहिए, और कोशिश करनी चाहिए की हम
भी वो सब करे जो और सभी लोग करते है, – हमेशा खुश रहो और किसी को हर्ट मत
करो, अच्छा थिक है हम आपको कुछ पूछते है थिक है ना जिनका आपको स्वीट सा और
प्यारा सा रेप्ली करना है,
*१.* आप पहली बार ऐसे इन्सान से मिलते हो, जिसके बारे मैं आप पहले से ही सबकुछ
जानते हो तो आप उसको पहली बार मैं कैसे Face करोगे|

*२.* हो सकता है आपके साथ भी ऐसा हो जाए – आप जिस से मिल रहे हो वो आपके बारे
मैं सबकुछ जानता हो और आप को उससे पहली बार बात करने का मोका मिले तो आप उसको
कैसे Face करोगे|

दोनों ही एक जैसे सवाल है, फर्क सिर्फ़ इतना है की इनका मतलब अगर सोचते है तो
इनसे दो अलग – अलग बातें बनती है,

माफ़ी चाहुगा आप सभी से अगर आपको हमारी इस मेल से hurt हुआ हो तो….हां अगर आप
भी अपनी लाइफ की कुछ बातें हमसे शेयर करोगे तो हम कोशिश करेगे की हम आपकी
खूबसूरत सी दुनिया को और हसीन कैसे बनाये ……

आपका हर पल खुशनुमा हो और खूबसूरत हो
–
(¨`·.·´¨) Always
`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
`·.¸.·´

पिछले ज़माने की लडकिया कहती थी

पिछले ज़माने की लडकिया कहती थी ” पहला पहला प्यार है … अन्खौं में खुमार है.. आज मेरे सजना  तेरा इंतजार है…!”
but आज कल की लडकियां कहती हैं :”पहला पहला प्यार है … आँखों  में खुमार है.. आज मेरे सजना नही तो  दुसरा  तैयार  है ……;)!”

दोस्ती की है

दोस्ती की है, निभानी तो पडेगी,
आपकी तकलीफ हमे बातनी तो पडेगी,
आपकी तकलीफ  ना जान सके तो दोस्ती किस  काम की,
आपके लिए मर ना  सके तो जिन्दगी किस कम की .

उनकी याद में हमने सारी

उनकी याद में हमने सारी उमर  गुज़र  दी   उनकी याद में हमने सारी उमर गुज़र दी
पर वो ही नही आए जिनको हमने उधार दी ……

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