Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can’t tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason.. how can you say you like me?
How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend
can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Emmmmm.. because you are beautiful,

because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer..

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went in
comma.

The Guy then placed a
letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you..
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you..
If love needs a reason, like now,
There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you..

“Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be
seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart . . .”

Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?
Student:  Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.

Prof:  My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
Student is silent.

Prof:  You can’t answer, can you?
Let’s start again, young fellow. Is God good?
Student:  Yes.

Prof:  Is Satan good?
Student:  No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student:  From…God…

Prof:  That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:  Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:  Yes.

Prof:
Student does not answer.

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student:  Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
Student has no answer.

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?
Student:  No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student:  No, sir.

Prof:  Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student:  No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof:  Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:  Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:  Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:  Yes Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Now the student said can I ask something to you Professor.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student:  Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof:  Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student:  You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.
You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light… But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof:  So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:  Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:  If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student:  Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof:  I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:  That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive. .

WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT STUDENT WAS?

This is a true story, and the student was none other than

DR. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam , Former President of India.

तेरी ज़ुल्फ़ें हैं या घाना अँधेरा
कटवा दे बाल , और कर दे सवेरा

जूस पीने का मज़ा कप में नहीं , ग्लास में होता है
ग्रीटिंग कार्ड देने का मज़ा घरवाली को नहीं , साली को होता है

वो लड़ाई ही क्या जिस में दो चार गालियाँ न हो
और वो ससुराल ही क्या जहाँ कोई सालियां न हो

मजनू लैला के बाल पकड़ के बोला
मोया कितने दिन से सर नहीं धोया

जाईये आप कहाँ जायेंगे
हम ख़ुद आपको छोड़ आएंगे

खुश रहे तू सदा यह दुआ है मेरी
तेरी प्रेमिका ही बन जाए भाभी तेरी

हम आपके दिल में रहते है
और भाडा भी नहीं देते है

कडी धूप मे अपने घर से निकलना,
वो प्रोजेक्ट की खातीर शहर भर भटकना,
वो लेक्चर मे दोस्तों की प्रोक्झी लगाना,
वो सर को चीढाना ,वो एरोप्लेन उडाना,
वो सबमीशन की रातों को जागना जगाना,
वो ओरल्स की कहानी, वो प्रक्टीकल का किस्सा…..
बीमारी का कारण दे के टाईम बढाना,

वो दुसरों के Assignments को अपना बनाना,
वो सेमीनार के दिन पैरो का छटपटाना,
वो WorkShop मे दिन रात पसीना बहाना,

वो Exam के दिन का बेचैन माहौल,
पर वो मा का विश्वास – टीचर का भरोसा…..
वो पेडो के नीचे गप्पे लडाना,
वो रातों मे Assignments Sheets बनाना,

वो Exams के आखरी दिन Theater मे जाना,
वो भो=A

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Mature
Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
main chor …main chor….mature…acha acha….

alphabet
hansa: praful alphabet matlab

praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?

hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet

Asset
Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab ???

Praful : Asset Hansaaa ….

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai …. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … “Eee Sethh … ” … Asset ..

Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??

Prafful : Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra… Deep-End.. Depend

TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)

MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA

elastic
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

Money Saving Tips

हमने आपको ये मेल इस लिए नही भेजा है की आप इसको रीड करे और डिलीट कर दे, या
रीड ही ना करे| मगर हां अगर इस मेल को रीड करने से आपकी खूबसूरत सी ज़िंदगी मैं
थोडी सी खुशिया आती है या आप खुश होते हो तो समझ लेना की हमारा मेल करने का
मकसद पुरा हुआ, हम इस मेल मैं आप सभी को ये पूछना चाहते है जो कभी ना कभी सभी
के साथ हुआ होगा या होगा….

ज़िंदगी बहुत अनमोल है इसको व्यर्थ नही गबाना चाहिए, और कोशिश करनी चाहिए की हम
भी वो सब करे जो और सभी लोग करते है, – हमेशा खुश रहो और किसी को हर्ट मत
करो, अच्छा थिक है हम आपको कुछ पूछते है थिक है ना जिनका आपको स्वीट सा और
प्यारा सा रेप्ली करना है,
*१.* आप पहली बार ऐसे इन्सान से मिलते हो, जिसके बारे मैं आप पहले से ही सबकुछ
जानते हो तो आप उसको पहली बार मैं कैसे Face करोगे|

*२.* हो सकता है आपके साथ भी ऐसा हो जाए – आप जिस से मिल रहे हो वो आपके बारे
मैं सबकुछ जानता हो और आप को उससे पहली बार बात करने का मोका मिले तो आप उसको
कैसे Face करोगे|

दोनों ही एक जैसे सवाल है, फर्क सिर्फ़ इतना है की इनका मतलब अगर सोचते है तो
इनसे दो अलग – अलग बातें बनती है,

माफ़ी चाहुगा आप सभी से अगर आपको हमारी इस मेल से hurt हुआ हो तो….हां अगर आप
भी अपनी लाइफ की कुछ बातें हमसे शेयर करोगे तो हम कोशिश करेगे की हम आपकी
खूबसूरत सी दुनिया को और हसीन कैसे बनाये ……

आपका हर पल खुशनुमा हो और खूबसूरत हो
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`·.¸(¨`·.·´¨) Keep
(¨`·.·´¨)¸.·´ Smiling!
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